Published Stories
Silkworm Ink
Maybe I Should Sit Quietly In A Dark Room For A While
CONTENTS
1. MOTHER SAID
2. ANOTHER MAN'S PHILOSOPHY
4: TWO VIEWS
5: GO FIGURE
7: MAYBE I SHOULD SIT QUIETLY
IN A DARK ROOM FOR A WHILE
10: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE
Some day you will understand and then it will
be too late my mother said to me often.
Years later I called her from across the country
and said, you were right, mom. Now I understand.
Too late, she said, and we both stayed on the
phone listening to the others silence.
ANOTHER MAN'S PHILOSOPHY
He was tired of being told no-so he stopped asking. He was six.
Now, in middle age, he doesn't understand why he's labeled as habitual and incorrigible, so he has no reason for regrets.
SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT
They say the New Haven Green is sitting atop buildings from way back. When it was first discovered, they wanted to do an archeological dig, but the local uproar put the kabash to it. Now, whenever I go to concerts on the Green I bring a soup spoon and spend my time clandestinely digging while listening to the music. I'm looking for just that one artifact that will make me famous, rich or notorious.
TWO VIEWS
Mirsky rang the bell and stood on the stoop waiting. Reflexively, he touched his fingertips to the mezuzah on the door jam and then to his lips. Elaine opened the door and the two of them stood looking at each other for the first time in over a year.
Mirsky, Elaine said. Why are you here?
Mirsky ran his fingers through his hair, shook his head and turned around and walked back to his car.
He remembered listening to the Charlie Parker CD that Elaine had bought him a long while back, before they had separated, and while lost in the music and not paying any attention to his driving, he drove to his old house by habit. By habit, even after a year and a month had passed. Strange, he thought, strange and scary. He worried about his fifty year old mind.
Elaine went back to her coffee and smiled. She was pleased that her husband was getting tired of their separation and of not seeing her. She walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see what Mirsky had come to see and felt satisfied.
Stop, she said.
Okay, I said.
Not yet, she said, scolding me like a schoolboy.
COMING ATTRACTIONS
"Slide over," Milton said to his wife. He was standing in the theater aisle holding a giant tub of buttered popcorn and a large cola.
"I like the aisle," she said. "You know that. Squeeze by me."
He tried to hand his wife the goodies but she ignored him and made no move to pull her legs back.
"I can't squeeze by," he said. The lights began to dim.
"Shh," she said and Milton looked around and saw an aisle seat, walked over and asked the woman next to it if it was taken. "No, it's not," she said pleasantly, and then the old story became the new one as they shared the popcorn by the light of the movie.
MAYBE I SHOULD SIT QUIETLY IN A DARK ROOM FOR A WHILE
Sometimes I have premonitions. I come by them legally; my mother had them and so did her twin sister. At different times they both told me about their mother's and grandmother's premonitions.
I hope that my children don't get them-the burden's too heavy. A person can't act on every one nor should they, but the pressure is enormous to do so.
I have a strong feeling that the New England Journal of Medicine will be coming out with an article entitled "The Premonition Gene" and it will tell things about those of us that carry it that I don't want to hear-things. like-well I can't go into it because this premonition doesn't have a happy ending, and while many of them don't, this bad feeling premonition is making me crazy and afraid.
Please.Forget I mentioned it. Please.
There was a time when most people knew their neighbors and socialized with them. Nowadays they socialize out of the neighborhood but some how still manage to poach their neighbor's spouses.
ANOTHER HEART TO HEART
Try a little harder this time, Elaine said to her husband, Mirsky.
Im not sure that I can try any harder, he said.
Well Im sure, she said.
How can you be sure for me?
Because I know you. I know when youre trying your hardest and when youre not.
You should be more understanding, Mirsky said.
I am being understanding, Elaine said.
Understanding yes, Mirsky said, but I mean more understanding.
Im at max understanding in this situation, Elaine said.
Elaine, I know you and I know when youre at your max understanding and when youre not, and I know that youre not. You should try harder to understand.
Well if you tried harder than perhaps I would be more understanding.
See what I mean? You just admitted that you have room for more understanding.
My new bride and I stood in a short receiving line in her parents living room while well-wishers lined up to say their congratulations.
Im Elaines Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil said and squeezed my hand hard instead of shaking it. I winced. I winced again when he patted my cheek a little too hard and said, You be good to my favorite niece or youll have to answer to me. "Wide-eyed I nodded my acquiescence as he moved down the line to Elaine.
Mazel tov, honey, he said and handed her an envelope. She smiled and he bent over and quickly kissed her on the mouth and I saw his tongue coming out just before their lips touched. Elaine lost her smile.
Dont expect me to invite him for dinner, I whispered in her ear as he moved on to my in-laws, his sister and brother-in-law. Just before he went to kiss Elaine's Mom she started coughing and covered her mouth with one hand while waving him to move on with her other hand.
