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Driver's Rules

Sweater Weather 2016

July 4, 2016

Driver's Rules


If I turn right I’ll have to turn right two more times.



If I don’t turn right I’ll have to make a u-turn and take my chances.




A left turn isn’t an option on a Street—only a Road.




A Lane is the same as a “Get Out of Jail Free” card—no rules.




A Boulevard is the toughest; a right turn from the left lane or a left turn from the right lane—no signaling allowed--just gun and go.




I’m afraid not to follow these rules but I wish I knew who was leaving them on my windshield.


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