Driver's Rules

Sweater Weather 2016

If I turn right I’ll have to turn right two more times.

If I don’t turn right I’ll have to make a u-turn and take my chances.

A left turn isn’t an option on a Street—only a Road.

A Lane is the same as a “Get Out of Jail Free” card—no rules.

A Boulevard is the toughest; a right turn from the left lane or a left turn from the right lane—no signaling allowed--just gun and go.

I’m afraid not to follow these rules but I wish I knew who was leaving them on my windshield.