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I've Had My Fill

The Drabble 2016

November 30, 2016

I've Had My Fill




It started with the squirrels, they were eating me out of house and birdfeeder; then it was the chipmunks darting back and forth stealing from my garden, frolicking around and not giving two shits for anyone or anything. The raccoons—what the hell can I say about these fat little bastards who figured out how to open my “coon-proof” garbage can, eat what they want, and toss everything else on the ground creating a constant mess for me to clean up.

They’re all mostly gone except for the birds, but they’re safe for now—I’m going vegan.


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