THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS
January 10, 2014
When Marion sideswiped the garbage truck she happened to be putting on her lipstick at the time and looking in her rear view mirror that was tilted so as not to see the rear view but her face.
She did no damage to the garbage truck but quite a bit to her car so she had a choice to make and telling her husband the truth was not an option so she confronted the garbage men for pulling away from the curb just as she was passing.
They two men knew better and offered to take the rap for the accident in exchange for sex and she told them how offensive their proposition was and how crude and rude they were.
Late for work, Marion stunk of garbage for the rest of the day.